Snow, Hamster, Fiddle

It’s snowing. Here’s what it looks like outside my front window right now:

And here’s what it looks like outside my back window right now:

And here’s what a hamster on a fiddle looks like:

Also, let me say that whoever put those wire handles on takeout boxes needs to be taken out and shot. In the goddamn snow. If it weren’t for those handles, you could pop the boxes right in the microwave and eliminate the middleman of plates and cutlery.